I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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