I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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