Who did Billy Mays play for?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
