Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Actions speak louder than pants.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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