Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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