so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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