There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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