WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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