He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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