this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
