He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
