THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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