Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
