You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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