People in love make me want to vomit
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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