ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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