he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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