drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I am naked and annoyed.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
