We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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