My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
they need to just BURY HIM!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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