Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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