how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Dick very happy bro
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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