he shaved USA in his pubs
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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