So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Success! We fucked roommates!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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