your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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