Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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