i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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