If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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