That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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