If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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