Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
