yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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