it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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