why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
All the doctor said was why
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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