id be glad to
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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