You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I will be naked everywhere
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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