Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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