don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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