so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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