The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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