This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
