Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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