that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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