"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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