I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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