I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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