are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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