just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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