how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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