do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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