Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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