D3 body, D1 cock
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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