Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I had to cum in my sink.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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