yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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