Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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