You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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